He's just not that into you
Rachel Brown, first year student at Oxford, is looking for her Mr. Darcy. She turned to the matchmaker in resident at Oxford Student to find him.
The lovely Rachel is generally adored by her friends for being “beautiful, fun and easy to talk to”. When she’s not spending time with them she enjoys watching girly films, playing music, yoga, swimming and reading – one of her favourite books is Pride And Prejudice, and her ideal date would involve Mr Darcy, a lake, and that wet shirt!
The article reports on her date with Mr. Darcy Alex Shutter. Each maintained that the date went well, until this tell-tale sentence from Alex:
After that I walked her back, but I didn’t get her number – but that was probably more down to my or our own cowardice than anything else!
Right, Alex. We’re on to you, Mate. Thanks to Greg Behrendt, we know the real reason you didn’t get her number was that you just weren’t that into her.
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Holy cr#p, girls go to Oxford now??
Scandalous, isn’t it?