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Good Girls Don't

June 18, 2007
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(During the Editrix’s senior year at her Select Young Ladies’ Seminary, being a cheeky article, she often went around singing that song. The link is the Bowdlerized version of the song, though not the greatest video. Back when the Editrix was young and dinosaurs roamed the earth, we didn’t have any of that newfangled MTV.)

Time attempts to point out that not all the young ladies in Hollywood are being hauled off to jail screaming for their mommies and photographed sans their smallclothes, and holds up Anne Hathaway as a shining example.

New projects: She plays Jane Austen in the August biopic of the novelist Becoming Jane. “Anne came back from her day off and she announced that she had just reread Mansfield Park,” says Jarrolds.

In one day? Oh, give her the Fanny Price Memorial Gold Star Award, then.

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  1. Elizabeth (also) permalink
    June 18, 2007 3:08 am

    MP in one day? Well, Keira Knighley can do “War and Peace” in half that time, and rumour has it that it only takes Kate Winslet twenty minutes to do all of Shakespeare. Bring it, Anne Hathaway!

    That said, it could be worse. At least someone respectable is playing Jane. It could be Paris Hilton.

  2. Merry K permalink
    June 18, 2007 6:02 pm

    Actually, that’s not too amazing…if I ever had a day to spare, I could do that. I often read NA and P&P in two days at the most.

  3. Lisa permalink
    June 18, 2007 6:41 pm

    Only Mansfield Park? I could read Mansfield Park AND Persuasion if I set my mind to it :D

    Say what you might, I still defend Anne Hathaway – at least she is well-mannered and wears clothes which is more than can be said of most young Hollywood today.

  4. LauraG permalink
    June 18, 2007 10:20 pm

    The article that appears in the print version of Time, June 25, 2007, page 63 states…

    “… Emma (Roberts) is so poised, so persuasively genuine, she could be a Jane Austen heroine.” http://www.time.com/time/specials/2007/article/0,28804,1623143_1632988_1632951,00.html

    Hurray! The world needs more JA heroines, fewer Paris Hiltons.

  5. Elaina permalink
    June 19, 2007 9:29 am

    Although Paris Hilton couldn’t play anything right now, what with that whole being in jail thing. ;)

  6. Anna permalink
    June 19, 2007 9:30 am

    Interestingly, there was a big news article in The Australian yesterday about her not-so-good activities. See this link: http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/story/0,23663,21921116-10388,00.html

    Hopefully she isn’t implicated by the misdeeds of her boyfriend, but she better get her lawyers and accountants sorting out her side of things separate from his.

  7. Deb R. permalink
    June 19, 2007 10:11 am

    Ah, but with all the extra time on her hands now, Paris could be catching up on her reading. Bet she’ll whip through ALL of Jane Austen AND Shakespeare. She’d make a great Caroline Bingley in the next adaptation.

  8. Caroline permalink
    June 22, 2007 8:04 pm

    LOL Deb R!

    If Paris was Caroline Bingley, who could we pick for Jane Bennet?Anne Hathaway, undoubtedly. Lindsay Lohan for Lydia, of course. They could even write their own scripts…

  9. Rosana permalink
    June 26, 2007 9:27 am

    Anne Hathaway and Becoming Jane nonwithstanding, I’d love to see celebrity book wars become a part of the gossip news. Imagine the tussles we’d see. Paris Hilton would totally get into Mark Twain; Nicole Richie would absorb Northanger Abbey and we’ve have Lit Wars. It’s better than the endless droning about who’s dating who’s ex-boyfriend/girlfriend.

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