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Online dating, the Jane Austen way?

January 29, 2008
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We are not quite sure what to make of this.

It is a truth, if not quite universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be at the mercy of a potential wife’s online search.

Had the Internet been around 195 years ago this month, when Jane Austen introduced the world to Elizabeth Bennet, would we even have Pride and Prejudice?

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After a few minutes at PheasantsNotPeasants.org, www.brits-blue-blood.net, www.notsogentlemanly.com and a few other sites, Elizabeth would have known everything:

Charles Bingley — amiable, warm-hearted fellow with good fortune; has sisters (one particularly snobbish) and a taciturn close friend.

Fitzwilliam Darcy — exquisite estate at Pemberley; charming younger sibling and imperious aunt; possibly a very warm heart beneath that cool exterior!

George Wickham — member of the local militia; extensive gambling and other debts; talk of attempted elopement with a former benefactor’s young daughter. DON’T LET THIS RIFFRAFF NEAR YOUR SISTER!

Uh…

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  1. Deb R. permalink
    January 29, 2008 10:14 am

    May I add:

    William Collins — member of the clergy with a living supported by rich patroness. Has a flair for public speaking. Hobbies include beekeeping and interior design. Tends to look for love in the wrong places.

  2. January 29, 2008 5:16 pm

    Definitely one of the more interesting articles I have seen recently. ;)

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