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ENOUGH

December 9, 2009
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Emma and the Werewolves. Enough. Stop.

Something has to be done.

Plans are afoot.

Stay tuned.

29 Comments
  1. Neile permalink
    December 10, 2009 12:08 am

    Not to forget Mansfield Park and Mummies from Norilana Books.

    Actually, this sounds like a blast.

  2. December 10, 2009 12:11 am

    But does it mean we get to see Mr. Knightley with his shirt off? All the kewl werewolves are doing it.

  3. December 10, 2009 12:17 am

    I thought Persuasion and the Purple People Eaters would be next. Hmm.

  4. December 10, 2009 6:44 am

    How about Da Man and the Leprechauns?

  5. Reeba permalink
    December 10, 2009 9:13 am

    eeeeek!!!!!!

    “Carnage and destruction reign throughout the land,”

    In Highbury? Dear me.
    Yes. Stop it.

  6. December 10, 2009 9:48 am

    Here here!

  7. December 10, 2009 2:10 pm

    I shall never understand this trend of gothic fiction.

  8. December 10, 2009 9:29 pm

    Actually: Persuasion….In Space! is apparently forthcoming.
    Please, I look forward to your taking action. My blog, your blog, and many others have expressed our displeasure, as well as many readers and reviewers to no avail. There’s always some silly frat boy that Sparknote-d his way through English in the back cheering them on.

  9. Rhonda permalink
    December 10, 2009 9:41 pm

    Preach on, sista.

  10. December 10, 2009 9:59 pm

    I don’t imagine it is going to stop until they have done this to all of the books. I am wondering if maybe I would like Mr. Knightley better as a werewolf hunter.

  11. December 10, 2009 10:13 pm

    At least it’s getting somewhat more equal opportunity – they just released “I am Scrooge,” a zombification of Dickens.

    But I’m seriously considering having a bonfire of books…

  12. LauraGrace permalink
    December 10, 2009 10:53 pm

    Who is making a market for these books? Show yourself!

    Anyone heard of “Jane Bites Back”? It’s not out yet, but according to the synopsis, dead vampire Jane is still alive, selling books in New York. She tries to sell another book, but no one will take it. Throw in some hunks? Oy.

    At least it’s halfway original—it’s not just one of her novels with vampires, werewolves and other monsters sloppily grafittied in.

    • December 13, 2009 3:14 pm

      Yes, LauraGrace, of all the madness we are watching, only Jane Bites Back gave me some interesting point and I got interested, because it’s a bit original…and Jane kills bad writers and Hollywood people :D

  13. Maria L permalink
    December 11, 2009 8:53 am

    I tried to read P&P and Zombies when someone gave it to my daughter as a gift, but I just couldn’t make it past a couple of pages. I thought it was really boring. Neither of my children (20 & 15) made it past a couple of chapters; the novelty wore thin fairly quickly, even for them. I wonder how many people who buy these books because they are the new “it” sensation and/or they like the funky covers–actually read them…

    Rest assured the publishers will keep squeezing every penny out of this fad, as long as there are suckers out there buying.

    As for me, I’m hoping for the film version of Pride & Prejudice and the Invisible Man just for the pleasure of watching Lizzy as she says, “You could not have made me the offer of your hand in any possible way that would have tempted me to accept it,” to the invisible Mr. Darcy. And just think of the mischief that invisible Darcy could wreak upon the hapless Wickham….

  14. Mandy N permalink
    December 11, 2009 9:15 am

    I really preferred the Secret Diary of Henry Tilney you had with the vampires. ;)

  15. Kelley B permalink
    December 11, 2009 12:56 pm

    Yes, I agree with Mandy N…if this keeps up they should at least consult you regarding the Secret Diary of Henry Tilney ;-)

    In other news, P&P&Z the Movie now has a star…Natalie Portman.

    I’m on board with whatever action is taken to put an end to this insanity.

  16. December 11, 2009 3:13 pm

    Enough!
    One poster in our forum suggested Mansfalien Park…sooooo, we’ll give them ideas…
    Kelley B, Natalie has been in the project for a while, but nothing is confirmed. Donnie Darko’s director is hired apparently.

  17. Kelley B permalink
    December 11, 2009 3:31 pm

    Actually, it is confirmed that Natalie will star (all over the interwebs today) and Darko Films is also producing (along with Natalie) but Richard Kelly has not signed on as director at this time.

  18. December 11, 2009 6:36 pm

    Count me in too! It is time to stop this idiocy.

    And as Odessa mentioned, I am sure that many other sites will support, I think I can vouch for JAcastellano and I am sure that Mari Carmen will do so for the Salón de Té.

    • December 13, 2009 3:17 pm

      But if we support, maybe we are giving extra marketing to this…anyway, we can inform but I always add my dislike for all these monsters…
      Any idea or suggestion will be welcomed.

  19. Emmsifop permalink
    December 11, 2009 7:23 pm

    They will continue until they have “adapted” all the major novels :( BOO!

  20. A. Marie permalink
    December 12, 2009 7:01 pm

    Amen to all of the preceding. Bring on the Cluebat, I say! You may have to drill a few holes in it to accommodate the necessary garlic cloves to repel unmentionables, but it’ll be worth it. (Or does garlic only work on vampires?)

  21. December 14, 2009 12:01 pm

    I will not whine about anything on the Austen gravy train as long as it means that someday someone will put up the money for the Fay Weldon Sanditon script to be produced. If Austen reigns, then we might even someday get a decent MP production

  22. Liann permalink
    December 15, 2009 12:17 am

    Notice they have only so far touched books with more “active” heroines.

    I think it would be hard for them to tackle Persuasion and Mansfield Park.

    That being said, I’m sure it’ll happen.

    It must be stopped.

    • Liann permalink
      December 15, 2009 12:20 am

      Also, they haven’t done the far more OBVIOUS choice of Northhanger Abbey! It would be easy to make the fauxGothic tale shockingly real! Perhaps even in a way that’s entertaining.

      …though as I’m sure the story and characters will be manhandled, I doubt this very much.

  23. December 25, 2009 9:53 pm

    Mags, did you see the cover? :(

  24. Tina permalink
    December 31, 2009 3:06 pm

    I’m doing my part by walking past it in the bookstore with my nose in the air. I hope that helps.

  25. Tobu permalink
    February 2, 2010 7:23 pm

    “Pride and Prejudice and Zombies” was worth a chuckle. I’ll admit to being highly amused by the concept, being both an Austen fan and a zombie lore geek. The actual book, when it came out, was something of a disappointment but my readthrough still induced a series of smiles only occasionally punctuated by cringes.

    If it had stayed a random, quirky sidenote in the annals of fiction, I wouldn’t have minded it at all. But this is not the sort of thing that makes a worthwhile trend, and I get more annoyed every time I see another classic work of fiction getting dipped in gore. Please, people. Once was enough. Let it die. Just let it die.

    (Austen aside, I believe the prize for most pointless splatterfication goes to the addition of zombies to H.G. Wells’ “War of the Worlds”. It’s already a book about Martians who actively exsanguinate huge swathes of the population. What more does it need to capture the popular eye these days?)

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