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In which Jane Austen converses with the King under the Mountain

December 25, 2013


Thorin Oakenshield: Miss Austen?

Jane Austen: Yes, your majesty?

Thorin: You could just call me Thorin, you know, and I’ll call you Jane.

Jane: You shall call me Miss Austen, your majesty.

Thorin: *mutters* deep cleansing breath…be cool, Oakenshield, be cool…

Jane: I beg your pardon?

Thorin: Nothing, madam. Only that I thought, since we shall be sharing such close quarters…

Jane: Yes?

Thorin: Well….

Jane: Yes?

Thorin: Would you perhaps like to see my large Elven sword?

Jane: Would you perhaps like to have my quill pen inserted into your ear with extreme prejudice?

Thorin: *snicker* Do you mean with extreme PRIDE and prejudice? *snort*

Jane: *sighs loudly*

Thorin: *mutters* damn damn damn damn…

Jane: I beg your pardon?

Thorin: Nothing, madam.

Jane: Mmm.

  1. December 25, 2013 9:34 am

    Hey, you should hear the conversations my Action Jane Austen has with my Action Sigmund Freud. Needless to say, Jane wins every time.

    And a very Merry Christmas to you and Dorothy!

  2. Sandra permalink
    December 30, 2013 1:44 pm

    Guess this means I’d better get started on that VSD of Thorin Oakenshield. Let no one suspect I don’t recognize a gauntlet when I see one, though I know that such was not your primary purpose in sharing this conversation. :-)

  3. January 8, 2014 9:49 am

    Haha :D
    I can really imagine them, though it is hard to picture Thorin acting shy ;)
    Very cool figures by the way

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