We are fond of a good haiku, and David M. Bader has written a book that boils down the greatest works of literature to three lines, including Pride and Prejudice.
Single white lass seeks
landed gent for marriage, whist.
No parsons, thank you.
Insert your own Mr. Darcy/Nirvana joke here. 😉
We need to turn our mind to Northanger Abbey via haiku, then chant Henryyyyyy…Henryyyyyyy…