It is, of course, for “entertainment” purposes only. I’m hoping Sherry can tweak how “Colin” appears to his lucky owner, so I’ve made some very specific suggestions to her.
* Upper-class British accent
* Sexy, Georgian-style sideburns
* Very tall, with warm eyes
* Large, sensitive hands
* Gently waving, silky brown hair
* Haughty demeanor that melts when he sees you
* He will love you “just as you are.”
Yes, but will he say “dearest, loveliest Elizabeth” on command? And buy you furs and sexy lingerie? (oops, wrong Darcy)
Update: Colin the Sex Slave Incubus comes with a Genuine Sapphire Gem Stone Ring! This is getting really hard to pass up.