Hoax.

Thanks to Alert Janeite Kira for noticing.

ETA: Hmm. On a re-read, maybe not. But we still think it’s not really going to happen.

ETA the second: To clarify, we thought this part was a joke:

Rocket isn’t averse to adding its own spin to iconic titles: it also has the animated Shakespeare spoof Gnomeo and Juliet in the works, featuring the voice of James McAvoy as a lovelorn pixie.

Because who wouldn’t? (Isn’t it?)