Ashes to Austen! So brilliant we wish we had thought of it first!
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Cranky McJerkpants Arrogant McFancypants
And for those unacquainted with the Gene Genie, or only with the inferior American version:
Oh, Gene, you’ve made many a woman swoon, including the Editrix. Let’s fire up the Quattro!
(and some will remember that the Guv is the AustenBlog Ombudsman.)