Thorin Oakenshield: Miss Austen?
Jane Austen: Yes, your majesty?
Thorin: You could just call me Thorin, you know, and I’ll call you Jane.
Jane: You shall call me Miss Austen, your majesty.
Thorin: *mutters* deep cleansing breath…be cool, Oakenshield, be cool…
Jane: I beg your pardon?
Thorin: Nothing, madam. Only that I thought, since we shall be sharing such close quarters…
Jane: Yes?
Thorin: Well….
Jane: Yes?
Thorin: Would you perhaps like to see my large Elven sword?
Jane: Would you perhaps like to have my quill pen inserted into your ear with extreme prejudice?
Thorin: *snicker* Do you mean with extreme PRIDE and prejudice? *snort*
Jane: *sighs loudly*
Thorin: *mutters* damn damn damn damn…
Jane: I beg your pardon?
Thorin: Nothing, madam.
Jane: Mmm.
Hey, you should hear the conversations my Action Jane Austen has with my Action Sigmund Freud. Needless to say, Jane wins every time.
And a very Merry Christmas to you and Dorothy!
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Guess this means I’d better get started on that VSD of Thorin Oakenshield. Let no one suspect I don’t recognize a gauntlet when I see one, though I know that such was not your primary purpose in sharing this conversation. π
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Haha π
I can really imagine them, though it is hard to picture Thorin acting shy π
Very cool figures by the way
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